FAST TRACK

 

I had to run for the train

And I had my laptop with me

And now it doesn’t work

I must have jogged the memory

POLITICAL IDEOLOGY

 

In a democracy,

It’s your vote that counts;

Which seems perfectly fair

In feudalism,

It’s your Count that votes.

Did you see what I did there?

SNACK TIME

 

When he’s making clocks

And hunger beacons

The clock man will

Go back four seconds.

INDUSTRIAL ACCIDENT # 1

One of the guys fell into

The upholstery machine,

He was quickly discovered

 

And they knew what to do

To get him out the machine

Now he’s fully recovered 

PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY

 

He was blessed most verily

With a photographic memory

It was never developed sadly

THE HARDER THEY FALL

 

A universal truth of worth

On which you can truly depend

If they get too big for the britches

They’ll be exposed in the end

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 114

 

Higgledy Piggledy,

My fat hen,

She lays eggs

Full of Collagen

Good for women,

And good for men,

Higgledy Piggledy,

My fat hen!