WHEN I WAS JUST A YOUNG CHILD

 

When I was just a young child

I was subject to multiple attacks

My father assailed me with cameras

And I still suffer from flashbacks

MY SISTER IS INTO PHOTOGRAPHY

 

My sister is into photography

It makes her shine and glow

And she talks enthusiastically

But you can’t shutter up though

IT ONLY DAWNS ON YOU QUITE

 

It only dawns on you, quite

How un-photogenic you are

Until it’s time for a group photo

And they hand you the camera

PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY

 

He was blessed most verily

With a photographic memory

It was never developed sadly

SAY?

I saw a photo of a wheel of Stilton

In a glossy magazine today

And I wondered as the shutter clicked

What the photographer asked it to say 

CUTTING EDGE LENS TECHNOLOGY

 

My son just bought the most amazing camera

With super-fast shutter speed, “on the edge of the cut”

And when he photographed my wife and I

He managed to snap her with her mouth shut

MY SISTER IS INTO PHOTOGRAPHY

 

My sister is into photography

It makes her shine and glow

And she talks enthusiastically

But you can’t shutter up though