Are you wearing a brassiere?
You seem to have a
pretty pair
Though I don’t think
you’re being fair
Because I know you
don’t I Clair
And I must honestly
declare
To have spent some
time up there
And if it’s not a
padded brassier
You’ve got a pair of
socks up there
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at the Old Bailey
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the Barristers
When it says Extenuate,
Extenuate
It used to be “batteries not included”
For products small and
large
Now they come with
batteries
But are they free of
charge?
She was a manicurist
He was a dentist
And when they wed
It was widely said
That they couldn’t
fail
But they fight tooth
and nail
The piano fell down
The mineshaft
And I know that
It sounds a bit daft
There was a cacophony
From the Bechstein-er
That eventually
resulted
In A flat miner
If you spend more than you earn
There’s no way to
fudge it
You are stuck with
your debts
If you can't manage to
budge it
I like my eggs fried or poached
And scrambled are a
treat
I rather enjoy an omelette
But boiled egg is hard
to beat
