One day Bimbette was having trouble
With her computer,
So she decided to try
the call center
At a time that would
suit her
"Hello how can I
help you?"
The tech support guy
asks
She replied, “I can’t
get my computer
To do even the
simplest tasks"
"Do you have any
windows open?"
The tech support guy
asks her
"Are you mad? Its
mid December
And I’m calling from
Alaska”
The Queen of Hearts she made some tarts all on a summer's day;
The Knave of Hearts he stole the tarts and took them clean away.
Which is just as well because the Queen of Hearts can’t bake
And if she’d served
them to the King, he’d have burnt her at the stake
Are you wearing a corset?
All whalebone and
string
A beautiful thing to
behold
A lustfully sexy thing
Pulling you in at the
waist
And redistributing
everything
A little discomfort
for you
In the whalebone and
string
But it’s a small price
to pay
For the joy it will
bring
I had a phone call from the doctor
“Your cheque came
back” I heard him shout
I gathered myself for
a moment
Then replied, “So did
my bloody gout”
Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just scrounging off the state
But there is one working at our uni
He doesn’t really communicate
And it scares a lot of the students
When it says “Extrapolate, Extrapolate”
“I don’t trust a man”
(Normally that says it
all)
That goes for most of
them
“But I don’t trust a
man”
Who doesn't close his
eyes
When I kiss him”
You do not suffer from false modesty
That is clear for even
the blind to see
But if ever there was
a truth that mattered
Its, don’t interrupt when you’re being flattered
