IN MY FANTASY

In my fantasy

You bring me ecstasy

In my actuality

I crave your sensuality

So, it would seem

I must live in my dream

SOME OF THEM

 

Some make you cringe

Some drive you mad

Some make you freeze

Some scare you bad

 

Some are enormous

Some are minute

Some are horrendous

Some are quite cute

 

Some of them jump

Some cause a rash

Some make a buzz

Some make you dash

 

Some make you itch

Some make you sick

Some kill you slow

Some kill you quick

 

Some of them bite

Some of them crawl

Some are big

Some are small

But what they share

Is that insects appal

I have to be honest

I hate them all

REAR OF THE YEAR 2011

In the Rear of the Year

Lovely Pippa Middleton

Was pipped at the post

By Carol Vorderman

Clearly those concerned

Prefer rear end of mutton

BATHING DRESS

 

When the bikini replaced the bathing suit

They were brief, but also rather chic

But the briefness was, nonetheless,

Still sufficient to cover both cheeks

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 86

 

There was a little Guinea pig,

Who, being little, was not big;

But from its head down to its feet

It was extremely good to eat

SAINT GEORGE

 

Though he is immortalized in the tale

Of Saint George and the Dragon

It is as one of the Fourteen Holy Helpers

That his patronage is built upon

WHEN YOU SIT NEXT TO ME

 

When you sit next to me

The skies seem to brighten

I feel sunlight on my skin

And all my senses heighten

Just being in such close proximity

Makes my old heart lighten

Just imagine if you only knew me

Then I’d be as invincible as a titan