I had to go to the hospital today
After I had been stung
by a bee
And my head really
swelled up
But the doctors said
not to worry
It was just caused by anaphylaxis
Which I have to say
surprised me
Because I went to school
with her
And I thought she really
liked me
I really love my new girlfriend
I think she came to me
from heaven
And I never want to be
without her
So, I’m going to oblivion
with Vivian
Well, I’ve seen some freaky stuff
And the freaky folk
that do it to them
But I have to say the
strangest thing
Was watching S&Ms
eating M&Ms
There was a little girl,
Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of
her forehead.
“That’s inbreeding for
you”
Are you wearing an Easter Cardigan?
Or perhaps I should
ask you why?
It’s a gloriously
sunny day
And there’s not a
cloud in the sky
Are you wearing Easter earrings?
To mark the most holy
of days
With the simplicity of
the cross
It is the most
symbolic of ways
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
“Let me make mad
passionate love to you”
He may say seductively
Just reply to him
'Did I mention the kick in the balls you'll get if you touch me?'
