One, two, three, four, five.
Once I caught a fish alive,
Now you don’t see that every day
Not on the Thames
anyway
One, two, three, four, five.
Once I caught a fish alive,
Now you don’t see that every day
Not on the Thames
anyway
I don’t have a favourite,
I love them all
Shorty and sporty
Petite and tall
Dowdy and flashy
High and mighty
Shy and vivacious
Safe and flighty
I love Juicy Lucy
Smelly Kelly,
Scraggy Maggie
And Silly Millie
I love Gay Mei
And Straight Kate
Spotty Dotty
And Plain Jane’s great
So is Jolly Molly
Clingy thingy
Obese Louise
And Skinny Ginny
I love Boozey Suzie
Sweaty Betty and all
I love them long,
I love them short, I
love them tall
When a narcissist’s riding of
The tunnel of love is planned
He’ll want to sit
alone in a car
So, he can hold his
own hand
The highways department have decided
In a review of speed
management
To replace the current
Traffic calming
measures
No more speed bumps
Or chicanes
Flashing road signs or
traffic cameras
No bollards or over
painted road surfaces
A newer cheaper
alternative has been found
To promote road safety
So, the highways dept
have decided
Just to stop repairing
potholes
Because they really
slow drivers down
Here is a statistic
That is a bit crappy
Only one in seven
dwarves
Are actually happy
I went to my bank yesterday
As I went to work,
it’s on my way
I said to the cashier
Miss Valance
“Hello, can you check
my balance”
She replied “yes
certainly Mr. Dover”
Then walked round and
pushed me over
I’m moving from Busan to Seoul
But my family don’t
approve
But I start a new job
in Seoul next week