The gulf is evident
Between man and
president
The gulf is clear
Between success and
failure
The gulf is a disaster
For president Obama
Sunday, 6 March 2022
THE GULF IS EVIDENT
MONDAY’S GIRL
Monday’s girl
Blessed with beauty’s
kiss
So fair of face
Do swains’ heartbeats
miss?
As suitors court
For her hand in wedded
bliss
PUT DOWN # 38
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
“What would it take” he might say
“For you to go out
with me?”
Just reply “a few
years off your age,
I would suggest
twenty”
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY
All work and no play
Makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play
Makes a life without
joy
Don’t live to work
Take time for leisure
You should work to
live
Life should be a
pleasure
You don’t have to work
Every hour that God
sends
Spend precious time
With family and
friends
Don’t work all the
time Jack
Get this into your
head
You’re only alive for
a short time
But you’re a long time
dead
MORNINGS AREN’T THE SAME ANYMORE
I miss Wake Up to Wogan
I miss the old
camuggian
Wogan was the class,
but alas
He’s been replaced by
the brash
How did Chris Evans
get the job?
That I can only
surmise
But it’s like the
Krankies
Replacing Morecambe
and Wise
DRASTIC SURGERY
People of a certain age
With skin like tired
elastic
Go to see a surgeon
And are quite
enthusiastic
Though the procedures
Seem a little drastic
The surgeon promises
They will look
fantastic
In reality however
they just
Tighten the tired
elastic
But the patient is
satisfied
And pay the bill on
plastic
THE FALSETTO GENERATIONS
I was one of the baby boomers
And we were raised
differently
The subsequent
generations
Have developed much
more selfishly
They are the falsetto
generations
Because they always go
me me me
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