GULF OF IRONY

 

America doesn’t need to invade

To find oil anymore

Because in an ironic twist of fate

Oil is invading their shore

A GULF OF DIFFERENCE

 

I must say I like President Obama

He does his job with great aplomb

But admitting defeat in the gulf

Is a step to which he might have to succumb

For what he faces in the Gulf of Mexico

Is a problem that America can’t bomb

THE GULF IS EVIDENT

 

The gulf is evident

Between man and president

The gulf is clear

Between success and failure

The gulf is a disaster

For president Obama

THE GULF OF MEXICO

It’s great to watch Obama

Playing his presidential games

Talking about kicking ass

And taking names

 

He reminds me of King Canute

Standing on the beach

As his political grasp

Exposes the shortness of his reach

 

I think the irony of the situation

Is well suited

As one of the great polluters

Have now become the polluted