Are you wearing a leek?
The Welsh national
emblem
An aromatic little
symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
Monday, 28 February 2022
ARE YOU WEARING A LEEK?
ARE YOU WEARING A DAFF?
Are you wearing a daff?
The Welsh floral
emblem
A pretty yellow symbol
Displayed out of patriotism
ARE YOU WEARING A DAFFODIL?
Are you wearing a daffodil?
The Welsh floral
emblem
A pretty yellow symbol
Displayed out of
patriotism
THE NINE MUSES OF THE ARTS – THALIA (MUSE OF COMEDY)
The nine muses
Daughters of Zeus
Inspiring of mortals
And nurturers of the
arts
The eighth was,
The divine Thalia,
Flourishing, in bloom,
Was the muse of comedy
and idyllic poetry
A comic mask in her
hand
The praises of Thalia,
rustic goddess
And in her songs
flourish through time
PUT DOWN # 32
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
Before he has chance to deliver
His pickup line, get
in quick
And say “I see you've
chosen today
To humiliate yourself
in public”
THE COURTING RULE
When I was courting
Many years ago
I had a golden rule
Which I liked to
follow
This ruled applied
To certain criteria
Namely that the girl
Should live in the
same area
In extreme cases
A short bus ride away
As a general rule
Only one street away
But preferably
In the same street, or
In a perfect world
The house next door
My kids have no such
rule
And don’t date girls
in our road
In fact they won’t
even date
A girl in our post
code
MULTITASKING MAIDENS
Women are supposedly very good at multitasking
Men are not, which
allegedly is our biggest crime
But if women are truly
capable of multitasking
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