HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 16

 

If you and your teeth

No longer sleep together

You have reached the conclusion

That you can’t stay young forever

FRIENDSHIP # 1

 

Dearest friend

If I were to jump off a cliff 

I know you wouldn't jump with me 

Because you would be at the bottom

Waiting to catch me

Thank you for being my friend

PUT DOWN # 19

 

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

When he says to you

“Shall we go and see a movie”?

Just reply to him

“I've seen it already”

THE BEAR STARE

 

I have a photograph

Of a magnificent Polar Bear

It was taken at one of those sea life places

The polar bear is underwater

Looking through the glass

At an inquisitive little boy

Whose face was pressed up against the glass

And you can see in the Polar Bears

Intelligent soulful eyes

As it looks at the inquisitive little boy

That he is thinking to himself

“If I could just get through this glass

I would eat you as a snack”

SHAMELESS

 

There appears to be no shame

In our modern society

This is true for all walks of life

But in particular celebrities

Because what was once shame

Is now just called publicity

LASTING IMPRESSIONS

 

Those with personality

Find it can open doors for them

But what they need is character

To keep the doors open

DON’T CRY

 

Don’t cry because the love affair is over

Wipe those tears from your face

And allow yourself to smile because

It happened in the first place