THE PHILANDERING POLAR BEAR

 

The philandering Polar Bear

Took a fancy to a kangaroo

But when she stole his heart

He knew he’d met his waterloo

THE BEAR STARE

 

I have a photograph

Of a magnificent Polar Bear

It was taken at one of those sea life places

The polar bear is underwater

Looking through the glass

At an inquisitive little boy

Whose face was pressed up against the glass

And you can see in the Polar Bears

Intelligent soulful eyes

As it looks at the inquisitive little boy

That he is thinking to himself

“If I could just get through this glass

I would eat you as a snack”