Wednesday, 5 January 2022

THE TWENTY FIRST CENTURY PLAGUE

 

Getting your toe

On the property ladder

Is so difficult

It’s more of an escalator

Constantly moving

At best just out of reach

More often out of sight

With property values so high

Caused by a shortage

And the housing shortage

Is blamed on many things

Increased immigration

(All needed according to the government)

An ever-ageing population

And increased single dwellers

Everything in fact

Rather than the truth

The real cause is greed

To many people owning too many homes

Second and third homes

Property which sit empty

50 weeks a year

Creating ghost towns

Across the country

Briefly inhabited by city dwellers

Who suck the life out of communities

And put nothing back

Shopping at their local hypermarket

Getting fuel on the motorway

And transporting everything they need

Buying nothing in the communities they invade

And the knock-on effect

Is to fuel the house price inflation

Which increases the value of their properties

While excluding so many from getting on the ladder

They have ripped the heart from small seaside towns

And destroyed villages and hamlets

Even the great plague couldn’t kill

SENIOR PRESERVE

 

Now I’m getting older

I’ve rejected the health food creed

I don’t want supplements

Extractions from nut and seed

I don’t want organically grown

Its preservatives that I need

Tuesday, 4 January 2022

ACHERON

 

Acheron, the river of pain,

One of the five rivers of hades

Where Charon the ferryman

Plied his morbid trade

ARE YOU WEARING ROMAN ROBES?

 

Are you wearing Roman robes?

They’re very loose and flowing

And they fit where they touch

Without any detail showing

Which keeps a man guessing

I really like that about them

Because it’ll be a surprise later

When I take you up the forum

THE WORLD HAS BECOME A SMALLER PLACE

 

The world has become a smaller place

And it will never be a big world again

But wherever you go things are the same

I wish I could uninvent the Aeroplane

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE?

 

Are you wearing your heart on your sleeve?

I know you’re in love that I truly believe

But I still don’t know if you’re in love with Eve

Or if your preference is for her brother Steve

ORIGINAL FAIRY TALES

 

Original Fairy Tales

Were not devised

To scare children

And inform them

That monsters existed

Children already knew

There were monsters

What Fairy Tales did

Was to teach children

That monsters

Could be beaten