MY BROTHER JOHNNY IS GAY

 

My brother Johnny is gay

Of that there is no doubt

Regrettably he’s in the closet

And isn’t going to come out

But he’s not just in the closet

Johnny is way back in there

In fact he’s so far back

He’s practically in Narnia

I STILL FERVENTLY BELIEVE IN SAME SEX MARRIAGE

 

I still fervently believe in same sex marriage

Because there has been a disparity for gay people

Which in the 21st century is totally unacceptable

They deserve to be as miserable as straight people

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE?

 

Are you wearing your heart on your sleeve?

I know you’re in love that I truly believe

But I still don’t know if you’re in love with Eve

Or if your preference is for her brother Steve

MY BROTHER JOHNNY IS GAY

 

My brother Johnny is gay

Of that there is no doubt

Regrettably he’s in the closet

And isn’t going to come out

But he’s not just in the closet

Johnny is way back in there

In fact he’s so far back

He’s practically in Narnia

A COUPLE OF WOMEN

 

A couple of women

Live next door to me

One is middle-aged

And teaches PE

The other a social worker

In her mid-twenties

They go everywhere together

If you please

And I’ve never seen a man

Either enter or leave

I’m beginning to think

That they might be Lebanese