Are you wearing Halloween slippers?
They look very cute it must be said
But I think they’d look much cuter
If I was to see them under my bed
Sunday, 10 October 2021
ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN SLIPPERS?
THE THREE LITTLE PIGS
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner
A waiter took their drink order
the first said "I would like lemonade"
The second ordered orangeade
the third little piggy said “I want beer”
“Lots and lots and lots of beer,"
The waiter brought the drinks order
And then took their order for dinner.
The first said "I want a nice big steak,"
The second ordered the salad plate
the third little piggy said “I want beer”
“Lots and lots and lots of beer,"
The waiter brought the dinner order
Then later took their pudding order
The first said "I want the apple crumble"
The second ordered the sherry trifle
the third little piggy said “I want beer”
“Lots and lots and lots of beer,"
The waiter said “pardon me for asking”
“Why have you ordered beer all evening?
“Well that obvious don’t you see”
A BRIDGE TOO FAR
A truck driver was driving along
At a furious rate
When the "Low Bridge Ahead." Sign
Appeared just too late
He braked hard but got stuck
And traffic backed up for miles
Then a traffic cop arrived
Got out of his car and smiles
The cop said “did you get stuck”?
Treating him like a fool
“No, I was delivering this bridge
When I ran out of fuel"
SENIOR APPEARANCE
Time may be a great healer
As people often say
But time is a lousy beautician
Is all I have to say
A WHALE OF A TALE
Little Maya was talking to her teacher About Jonah and the Whale
Her teacher said it was physically impossible and it was just a tale
Little Maya insisted to her teacher Jonah was
swallowed by a Whale
Her teacher reiterated it was not possible
and that it was just a tale
The Little Maya said "I will ask Jonah
When I get to heaven."
Irritated the teacher replied “what if Jonah didn’t go to heaven”
“What if Jonah went to hell instead how will you ask him then?”
Little Maya smiled and then she said “Well you can ask him then"
PICTURE THIS
The school had been photographed
All of the children and all the staff
The proofs had come back promptly
And the teacher’s task was simply
Persuading them to buy a copy then
"Just think how nice it will be when
You will be able to look at it one day
When you are all grown up and say,
'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or
‘that’s Michael, he's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back then said
"And there's the teacher, she's
dead."
DON’T LET MUM
When you are a child
You will soon
discover
That when your Mum
Is in a mood with
your father
It’s a bad idea to
let her
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