Three Little Pigs went out to dinner
A waiter took their drink order
the first said "I would like lemonade"
The second ordered orangeade
the third little piggy said “I want beer”
“Lots and lots and lots of beer,"
The waiter brought the drinks order
And then took their order for dinner.
The first said "I want a nice big steak,"
The second ordered the salad plate
the third little piggy said “I want beer”
“Lots and lots and lots of beer,"
The waiter brought the dinner order
Then later took their pudding order
The first said "I want the apple crumble"
The second ordered the sherry trifle
the third little piggy said “I want beer”
“Lots and lots and lots of beer,"
The waiter said “pardon me for asking”
“Why have you ordered beer all evening?
“Well that obvious don’t you see”
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