HYMENOPTERA VILLAIN

 

Insects are dangerous

That we all know

Some kill you quick

Some kill you slow

Some poison the blood

In your arteries

One particular specimen

Is the hepatitis bee

SOME YOUTHS ARE BREAKING INTO CARS

 

Some youths are breaking into cars,

They are reprehensible little devils,

And they do it in multi-story car parks

Which is wrong on so many levels

FUSION MUSIC

 

There’s a new music fad or fashion

A genre of Swedish/Australian fusion

Playing Dancing Queen and Waterloo

On a Wobble Board and a Didgeridoo

I don’t know if it will catch on at all

But they call the music Abba-riginal

TWO WHALES WALKED INTO A BAR

 

Two whales walked into a bar

The first one said "Whiieeeeeaooooooo"

And the second whale retorted

“God you're so pissed Keanu"

WHAT'S E.T. SHORT FOR

Somebody once said to me

“What's E.T. short for?”

I said I really didn’t know,

Which was what he was hoping for,

“He's only got little legs” he said

Which I hadn’t thought of before 

TWITTER ADDICTION

 

“Please help me,

I’m addicted to Twitter!”

A man tells his doctor,

“What should I do?”

The doctor thought

About it for a moment

Before he replied,

“Sorry, I'm not following you”

LARCENY STREET

 

I didn't know that my dad

Was a street furniture larcenist

But at my dad’s home, were

All the signs that I’d missed