AFTER ELON MUSK BOUGHT TWITTER

 

After Elon Musk bought Twitter

The repercussions were hard to Equate

And is a long running scandal

That’s come to be known as Elongate

TWITTER ADDICTION

 

“Please help me,

I’m addicted to Twitter!”

A man tells his doctor,

“What should I do?”

The doctor thought

About it for a moment

Before he replied,

“Sorry, I'm not following you”

TWITTER STORM

 

The definition of a Twitter Storm

When opposing forces clash

Occurs at a time when Russian Bots

Oppose each other and talk trash

I DON’T GO ON TWITTER

 

I don’t go on Twitter

To follow celebrity chatter

I find them contemptible

They should rename it Twatter

TWITTER ADDICTION

 

“Please help me,

I’m addicted to Twitter!”

A man tells his doctor,

“What should I do?”

The doctor thought

About it for a moment

Before he replied,

“Sorry, I'm not following you”