Monday, 5 July 2021

THE HABITUALLY DISAPPOINTED SUPPORT GROUP

 

The habitually disappointed support group

Had good reason to bellyache

As their meeting had been cancelled

And as a result, there would be no cake

OLD AGE IS LIKE BEING IN A PLANE

 

Old age is like being in a plane

Flying through a typhoon

Because once you’re on board

There is nothing you can do

Sunday, 4 July 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – WHERE EAGLES DARE (1968)

Where Eagles Dare is a WW2 drama film, screenplay written by Alistair MacLean based on his book of the same name and, directed by Brian G. Hutton.

After a British Mosquito aircraft is shot down over Nazi held territory, the Germans capture American Brigadier General George Carnaby (Robert Beatty), and take him to the nearby S.S. headquarters at the Schloss Adler, the Castle of Eagles, because the Germans believe the General is privy to details of the D-Day operation.

So Admiral Rolland (Michael Hordern) and Colonel Turner (Patrick Wymark) of British Intelligence assemble a crack commando team led by Major Jonathan Smith (Richard Burton) to rescue him before he can divulge any details of the plans for the Normandy landings.

Amongst the team of Brits is an American Ranger, Lieutenant Morris Schaffer (Clint Eastwood), who is puzzled by his inclusion in an all British operation, and when two of the team are killed soon after arriving in Germany, Schaffer suspects that Smith's mission has more than one objective.

It’s a fast moving war movie with plenty of action and a number of twists and turns along the way to hold your attention all the way to the tense unexpected ending. 

THE WISDOM OF MY MIDDLE YEARS # 6

 

I have discovered

In this life of ours

That singing “Amazing Grace”

Can lift my spirits for hours

A GREAT MIND IS NOT EASILY DEFINED

 

A great mind is not easily defined 

But its measurement is oft unspoken

For a great mind is like a parachute

It always works better when it’s open

I TRIED DONATING BLOOD TODAY # 3

 

I tried donating blood today

But the problem on this visit

Were too many stupid questions

For example, why is it in a bucket?

A TROPHY SISTER-IN-LAW

 

My brother decided

To take himself

A trophy wife

And I admit I was taken a back

As her ears stuck out

And the names

Of prior winner’s

Were tattooed down her back