Sunday, 27 June 2021

SHORT HOLIDAY

When Liverpool families

Go on their holidays

They don’t go very far

Just to a different bar

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE GUNS OF NAVARONE (1961)

The Guns of Navarone, is a classic War movie based on the Alistair MacLean novel of the same name and directed by J. Lee Thompson.

A British led team of six Allied and Greek soldiers is sent to the Greek island of Navarone, occupied by German forces, to destroy the massive German gun emplacement that commands a key sea channel, which threatens the safe evacuation of British troops from a neighbouring island.

As if the mission is not perilous enough, with such a large German presence on the island, they also have a traitor in their midst.

The menacing naval guns are embedded in a cliff with a big rock overhang, so the RAF are unable to destroy them from air, which is why a commando team is put together under the command of Maj. Roy Franklin (Anthony Quayle), a renowned mountain climber, Capt. Keith Mallory (Gregory Peck) to get them up the formidable cliffs, a couple of native Greeks, Col. Andrea Stavros (Anthony Quinn) and Spyros Pappadimos (James Darren), explosives man, Cpl. John Anthony Miller (David Niven), and a tough anti-fascist veteran of the Spanish Civil War, CPO 'Butcher' Brown (Stanley Baker) and they are joined on the island by resistance fighters Maria Pappadimos (Irene Papas) and Anna (Gia Scala).

The film is full of tension as the group keep getting into and out of one situation after another and it crackles with excitement up to the dramatic conclusion, a film not be missed.

SNOWMEN

Men are like the Snowstorms

That hit in winter

Hard and fast

You never know when they're coming

How many inches you'll get

Or how long it will last

SENIOR DAREDEVIL

 

I have reached the age

That when I’m out driving

And I go through a tunnel

I find it very exciting

THE WISDOM OF MY TEENS # 1

 

When I was a teenager

When I got everything in my domain

Just the way I liked it

Mum made me tidy it up again.

DROPPED

A man went to Doctor Grace’s

“Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.”

The Doctor thought for a moment

“Well, you can't say fairer than that then”

RAPPED

A man was sent to see a Psychiatrist

For an appointment he could not miss

When the Doctor saw the poor chap

He was dressed only in plastic shrink wrap

The Doctor said, with no ifs or buts

“Well, I can clearly see you're nuts”