AAAH DENTIST

 

I went to the dentist

And was called by his receptionist

I stepped in not getting far

When he said “Say Aaah” 

“Why?” I instantly replied

He said “because my dog died”

BAR NONE

 

A neutron walks into a bar

“I'd like a beer” he asked

The barman serves up a beer

Promptly as he was tasked

“How much will that be?”

Asks the neutron

“For you?” “No charge.”

Replies the barman

LOST WALK

 

Two hydrogen atoms were walking along

One said, 'I think I've lost an electron.'

'Are you sure?' was the others interrogative

The first said, 'Oh Yes, I'm positive... '

LOCAL INQUIRY

 

I rang up my local swimming baths

Asking 'Is that the local swimming baths?'

The reply he received was quite rum

'It depends where you're calling from.'

DR PHIL

 

When Phillip went to the doctor’s surgery,

The doctor said to him in a cheery way

“I haven't seen you in a long time Phil”

Phillip replied “I know I've been ill”

DAREDEVIL # 3

 

Some activities in life

Since time began

Build your self esteem

Like no others can

One such activity

Of which I’m a fan

Sharpening a pencil with a knife

As it makes you feel like a man

THE WISDOM OF MY YOUTH # 3

 

When I was a child 

I discovered that people in the country

When you waved to the ones

That you could see

Stopped what they were doing

And waved back at me