MAKE UP MAN

 

Men are like Mascara

That’s my notion

Because they usually run

At the first sign of emotion

DAREDEVIL # 2

 

Some activities in life

Since time began

Build your self esteem

Like no others can

One such activity

Of which I’m a fan

Prodding a fire with a stick

As it makes you feel like a man

THE WISDOM OF MY YOUTH # 2

 

When I was a child 

I found out that Barney 

Our family dog,

Also didn’t like broccoli for tea

WISHING WELL

An old married couple came upon a wishing well

The wife thought shall I make a wish? Oh what the hell

She leaned over, made a wish and threw in a pound

The husband decided to make a wish with his pound

But he leaned over too far with both feet off the ground

Fell into the wishing well and then the old man drowned

The wife was shocked and stared straight ahead

Then she smiled “Wow it really does work!” she said

PICK ME UP TOMMY

 

When I was getting into my car,

A man came running up to me

And said “Can you Give me a lift?”

My reply left him a little miffed

“Sure, you look great, you look fit

The world's your oyster, go for it.”

BUILDING ENQUIRY

 

I rang up a local building company

With an enquiry like you do

'I want a skip outside my house.'

He said 'well I'm not stopping you.'

THE BOYS

 

The Police arrested two kids

One was drinking battery acid,

The other was eating fireworks.

No doubt a right pair of Berks

Now this is true though you may scoff

They charged one and let the other one off.