CHANCE MEETING

 

The chance of a man

Meeting a good looking “sure thing”

Increases dramatically

If you take into account, the following

He is already with a date or his wife

Or with a man who’s richer and better looking

LOVE IS

 

Love is many things

According to noted experts

Love is where you can get it

According to noted flirts

Love is ecstasy to some

Others say love hurts

But in my experience

Love comes in spurts

AUTOMATIC PHOBIA

 

My wife has a phobia of automation

She doesn’t trust things robotic

At the hospital she wont use

Sliding doors because their automatic

We have to walk round the back

Circumnavigating the complex

To find a door we have to open

To accommodate her own complex

Then up sixteen flights of stairs

For she doesn’t like the elevators

Nor does she like travelators

And she doesn’t do the escalators

Up and up the stairs we go

No wonder my heart rate is so high

No wonder my pulse is racing

Why must hospital reach up to the sky?

I’m out of breath and tiring

Is it any wonder I’m in a state?

Because she’s a technophobe

I’m a heart attack candidate

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – DIE HARD (1988)

 

“Die Hard” is an action thriller, screenplay by Jeb Stuart Steven and E. de Souza, from the novel by Roderick Thorp, and Directed by John McTiernan.

The story centres on NYPD cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) who goes on a Christmas vacation to visit his wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) in Los Angeles where she works for the Nakatomi Corporation.

He is picked up from the airport by limo driver Argyle (De'voreaux White) who drops him at the Nakatomi Tower where the office Christmas party was taking place.

While they are there amidst a tense reunion, a group of bank robbers, led by Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman), takes control of the building and holds everyone hostage, with the exception of John, who escapes up the fire escape.

However, unable to leave the building and with no immediate police response, John is forced to take matters into his own hands and causes havoc while the bad guys try to execute their plan to perform a lucrative heist.

It’s a great action thriller with Willis at the top of his game.

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (13)

 

Who framed roger rabbit?

What became of the broken hearted?

When dinosaurs ruled the earth

Where the green ant’s dream

Why horse

DAGENHAM DIRT BAGS # 1

 

Bimbette, Peaches and Soiree

Three slappers from Essex way

Are out on the town one day

Middle aged Women on the loose

Two old Dogs and a Moose

Well-oiled and up for a goose

THE BARBER OF CIVIL

 

My barber reliably informs me

There is no bald spot up there

He says I am not going thin on top

I’m just growing through my hair