Friday, 11 June 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – DIE HARD (1988)

 

“Die Hard” is an action thriller, screenplay by Jeb Stuart Steven and E. de Souza, from the novel by Roderick Thorp, and Directed by John McTiernan.

The story centres on NYPD cop John McClane (Bruce Willis) who goes on a Christmas vacation to visit his wife Holly (Bonnie Bedelia) in Los Angeles where she works for the Nakatomi Corporation.

He is picked up from the airport by limo driver Argyle (De'voreaux White) who drops him at the Nakatomi Tower where the office Christmas party was taking place.

While they are there amidst a tense reunion, a group of bank robbers, led by Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman), takes control of the building and holds everyone hostage, with the exception of John, who escapes up the fire escape.

However, unable to leave the building and with no immediate police response, John is forced to take matters into his own hands and causes havoc while the bad guys try to execute their plan to perform a lucrative heist.

It’s a great action thriller with Willis at the top of his game.

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (13)

 

Who framed roger rabbit?

What became of the broken hearted?

When dinosaurs ruled the earth

Where the green ant’s dream

Why horse

DAGENHAM DIRT BAGS # 1

 

Bimbette, Peaches and Soiree

Three slappers from Essex way

Are out on the town one day

Middle aged Women on the loose

Two old Dogs and a Moose

Well-oiled and up for a goose

THE BARBER OF CIVIL

 

My barber reliably informs me

There is no bald spot up there

He says I am not going thin on top

I’m just growing through my hair

GOOD ONE HAROLD

 

A pipe isn’t just something to smoke

To a wise man it’s a very useful tool

It gives him some time to consider

A pipe helps him think and still appear cool

It’s not just something to stick in his mouth

That’s something for every other fool

MIDDLE AGE BLUES

 

Too old to be young

Too young to be old

Too old for Armani

Too young for a cardie

Too old for flash trainers

Too young for carpet slippers

Too old to work

Too young to retire

Too old to be cool

Too young to be wise

Too old to dare

Too young to care

Too old to mention

Too young for a pension

Too old to be a lager lout

Too young to be a saga lout

BMI

 

I am not obese

Let’s get that right

I am not even fat

I’m just under height