I’m at the stage in life
When I’m sometimes forgetful
Although let’s face it
There’s a lot in life
That is better off forgotten
But as forgetful as I am
I never forget the important things
I’m at the stage in life
When I’m sometimes forgetful
Although let’s face it
There’s a lot in life
That is better off forgotten
But as forgetful as I am
I never forget the important things
Where there’s a will
Where
the hot wind blows
Where
the river runs black
Where
the rivers flow north
Where
the green ants dream
Where
the sidewalk ends
Where
it’s at
Are you wearing brut?
How 1970s of you
And it smells as if
You splashed it all over too
Why must people commute into the city centers?
Why
not take the work to the workers instead
There
has to be a better reason to keep a city address
Than
“it look’s good on their letter head”
Last week on my annual vacation
I
went to a gastronomy convention
But
all I saw was food consumption
Learning
about the stars was my intention
My uncle Ted is a bit of a saga lout
And
has decided to grow old disgracefully
Though
he gives to all, his advice and guidance
And
always has a quick funny story
He
happily spreads news, rumor or scandal
To
all who will listen about all and sundry
There is no remedy for sex
If
you’re a girl from Essex
But
to have more sex