Tuesday, 8 June 2021

I CAN ONLY GUESS AT

 

I can only guess at

What the future might hold

Will I even make old bones?

Not that I want to live forever,

But whatever age I achieve

I don’t want to look back

And wonder what might have been

So, I will live every day

Like it was to be my last

So, at the end

I will not lament my past

And now I will not worry

About what might be

A FOREST FIRE CAN START

 

A forest fire can easily start

With a match you carelessly threw

Yet it can take a whole box

To light your BBQ

ARE YOU WEARING BLUE LIPSTICK?

 

Are you wearing blue lipstick?

Then you must be a Dutch chick

Because I’ve heard the song Ma’am

About blue lips from Amsterdam

REALLY ANNOYING DRIVERS

 

Red light jumpers

Especially those peddling bikes

Articulated Lorries in the outside lane

Lads that show off to impress their mates

Ladies who really ought to know better

Young boy racers who pay more on insurance than they do on a car

And middle-aged men driving sports cars

Newly passed showoffs

Nutter's that indicate left and then turn right

Old geezers who dither about

Yes, the white van man

Idiots riding motorcycles

Nutter’s who overtake on a bend

Gesticulators and abusers

Dogs slobbering out of their window

R risk takers who never give way

I Infuriating drivers who never signal

Very bad drivers who don’t hold their lane

Every bloody Taxi driver

Really dangerous tailgaters

Stupid drivers using mobile phones

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (9)

 

Who’s that girl?

What a chassis

When a man loves a woman

Where angels go trouble follows

Why don’t you

Monday, 7 June 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – DARK VICTORY (1939)

“Dark Victory” is a romantic drama, based on the play by George Emerson Brewer Jr. and Bertram Bloch, and Directed by Edmund Goulding.

It’s the story of Judith Traherne (Bette Davis) a wealthy Long Island society girl given to a dizzy lifestyle.

She is a confident and self-assured young woman able to command the attention of any man in her sphere.

One of whom is an Irish horse trainer, Michael O'Leary (Humphrey Bogart) who witnessed her falling from her horse after badly misjudging a jump.

It becomes apparent in the aftermath that it was caused by a problem with her vision, so her best friend, Ann King (Geraldine Fitzgerald), her secretary Martha (Virginia Brissac), and handsome young friend Alex Hamm (Ronald Reagan), all urge her to consult Dr. Parsons (Henry Travers) who in turn directs her toward brain specialist Dr. Frederick Steele (George Brent).

Steele diagnoses a brain tumour which will end her life within a year if left to run its course, so he recommends an operation and afterwards as she recovers from the surgery she falls in love with him and him with her and he proposes.

Unfortunately, she discovers that the prognosis is that the tumour will come back and eventually kill her, learning this, she becomes manic and depressive and goes off the rails and breaks the engagement.

After a brief wobble she accepts her fate and decides to enjoy the time she has left with her true love, Frederick, and she shows the underlying bravery and courage as she faces this physical suffering and demonstrates the woman of substance that she was as she stoically awaits the end.

TRAFFIC COP – I’M SORRY

 

When the police caught me speeding

My eyes were strained and blinking

I was pulled over by a putz

 

Who said “Your eyes look red,

Have you been drinking?”

So with no ifs or buts

 

“Your eyes look glazed”

I responded without thinking

“Have you been eating doughnuts?”