A bicycle couldn't stand up
Alone it transpired
Because after a cycle
It was obviously two tired
Friday, 4 June 2021
WHEN I LIVED IN MELBOURNE
When I lived in Melbourne
I often used to wonder
Why the Local Area Network
Wasn’t called The LAN down under
COULD I TRY ON THAT PRETTY DRESS
“Could I try on that pretty dress
In
the window?” she asked him
He
replied “well I would prefer
OPULENCE
He was opulence itself
With his lavish display
Of wealth and affluence
By means quite ample,
His riches clearly abundant
To put it another way
And to use the vernacular
He was totally Minted
WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (5)
Who’s the daddy?
What
we want is Watney's
When
a stranger calls
Where
eagles dare
Why
not
Wednesday, 2 June 2021
ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN (1974)
“Young Frankenstein” is a comedy, written by Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder, based on characters from the novel “Frankenstein” by Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley and Directed by Mel Brooks.
A young neurosurgeon, Dr. Frederick
Frankenstein (Gene Wilder) inherits the castle of his grandfather, the famous
Dr. Victor von Frankenstein.
He has always tried to distance himself from
his crazy grandfather and his insane obsession with reanimation, but he
nonetheless leaves his fiancé Elizabeth (Madeline Kahn) and travels to
Transylvania.
When he reaches the castle he finds a funny
hunchback called Igor (Marty Feldman), a pretty lab assistant named Inga (Teri
Garr) and the old housekeeper, Frau Blücher (Cloris Leachman).
Young Frankenstein also discovers the book
where the mad doctor described his reanimation experiments, and he suddenly
changes his mind about his grandfather and creates a monster (Peter Boyle).
A brilliant film, with Mel Books and Gene
Wilder at their very best, shot in monochrome to capture the atmosphere of the
classics of the horror genre, and with fine cameos from Kenneth Mars as
Inspector Kemp, Richard Haydn as Herr Falkstein and Gene Hackman as the blind
Hermit.
TRAFFIC COP – AVOID ANY REFERENCE
Sometimes you can talk
Your
way out of a ticket
A
little bit of charm
Is
probably the safest bet
Humour
can work as well
Providing
you’re careful
And
avoid any reference
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