Islam has spread like a malignancy
Occupying
every vault and hall
In
every land across the globe
Where
Islam’s dark shadow falls
There
is conflict and civil unrest
Where
always the innocents suffer
And
when only Islam remains
They
soon turn upon each other
I do mental arithmetic
When I’m lying in my bed
I like to count the voices
I hear inside my head
I found the topsoil two inches deeper
When I went to my allotment on Monday
I found the topsoil two inches deeper
When I went to the allotment on Tuesday
The next day as I approached my plot
My poor old heartbeat quickens
So, when the top soil was two inches deeper
I could only say “The plot thickens”
Bimbette asked in a sex shop
“I want to buy a new vibrator”
The assistant said “just choose
From that display by the door
"I'll take the red one" She said
To the man behind the counter
He replied with a deep sigh
"That's a fire extinguisher"
I've just had a letter from a solicitor
To “once and for all” inform me
That contrary to what I might believe
I've just heard the window cleaner
He was really making tongues wag
Cursing, shouting and swearing
The Cherry Ripe bar
I have so far concluded
As one of your five a day
May definitely be included
