MY SOLICITOR SAID

 

My solicitor said

That he would get me

A very good Barrister

 

“I don’t need” I said

“Someone making coffee 

Just get me a lawyer”

I'VE JUST HAD A LETTER FROM A SOLICITOR

I've just had a letter from a solicitor

To “once and for all” inform me

That contrary to what I might believe

Screwfix are not a dating agency