WHAT A NERVE

A husband is what's left

Of a lover it’s been proved

After the lover’s nerve

Has actually been removed

PB

 

I beat my own previous

Personal best everyday

For the number of consecutive days

I've stayed alive ok

SHORT BLONDE

 

I suppose I’ve often thought

Why blonde jokes are so short?

They would say in their wisdom

It’s so men can remember them.

THE WORD IS

 Marriage I have heard

Is not merely a word

It is more of a sentence

In particular a life sentence

MUSIC OF MARRIAGE

 I think Marriage is very much

Like a violin or some such

After the sweet music is over

Strings are attached moreover

ARE YOU WEARING A CHAPEAU?

 

Are you wearing a chapeau?

That’s the French for hat you know?

Well, you look quite sweet I must say

Though I’m not a huge fan of the beret

And the rather limp looking overcoat

It isn’t really what you’d call haute

But I need to find a condom dispenser

Because I have a thing for Frank Spencer

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 289

 

If wishes were horses

Then beggars would ride,

But they’re not

So, get off my pony