MY GIRLFRIEND LOVES HORSES AND

 

My girlfriend loves horses and

All things Shakespearian

And she says “To be or not to be

A horse rider, that is equestrian”

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 289

 

If wishes were horses

Then beggars would ride,

But they’re not

So, get off my pony

HORSE PLAY

More people wouldn’t admit it

But according to most sources

A lot of men feel a bit scared

When they’re stroking horses