Great news of a new reality show that might even be worth watching.
Highlander – (There can be only one)
All the competitors need to do is perfect a really dodgy accent, grow
their hair long and dress flamboyantly.
Some degree of expertise with a sword might be useful but not essential
and then the public get to vote on who they would like to see decapitated.
Get Laurence Llewellyn Bowen to host and it can’t fail.
I have been there and seen it all
I
have been there and done it all
Can't
remember much of it at all
Why don't men fake an orgasm?
Well, the answers is quite obvious
Because no man would ever pull
A
stupid face like that on purpose
Have you ever noticed?
When
driving around and about
Or
even there and back
Anybody
going slower than you
Is
an idiot
Since
time began, mankind has striven
For
simple rights that should be God given
It’s
true when we’re born, we’re equal and free
But
then some of them go and choose to marry
If you ever find you disagree
Or
you have opposing views
Before
you come to blows
Just
walk a mile in their shoes
It
may not help you to understand
Your
opponent’s views
But
you will be a mile away
And
you will have their shoes
