My wife is mad
Last
night she snored so loud
That
she woke herself up
Then
she hit me
For
snoring so bloody loud
That
I woke her up
But
to add insult onto injury
Which
left me upset
I
was the one who hadn’t
Even
been to sleep yet
My wife is mad
Last
night she snored so loud
That
she woke herself up
Then
she hit me
For
snoring so bloody loud
That
I woke her up
But
to add insult onto injury
Which
left me upset
I
was the one who hadn’t
Even
been to sleep yet
I was feeling fruity last night
But
my wife wasn’t in the mood
She
said she was too tired
For
doing anything rude
But
I was still feeling fruity
So,
I pleaded for her to succumb
Finally,
she said “ok”,
“Pull
my nightie down when you’re done”
Well, the mating call of the common blonde is “I think I’m drunk”
While the ugly blonde has a much louder call “I SAID I’M DRUNK”
Then the mating call of the brunette “all the blondes have gone”
And finally the mating call of the redhead. “I’m the last one”
I remember one of the airlines had once
A
promotion that never got off the ground
It
was called the pound stretcher and it
Applied
no matter where you were bound
I
think if I recollect you could go anywhere
In
the world on a stretcher for a pound
I often wonder exactly how many
Honest,
intelligent, caring men
It
takes, in the world, to wash up
That
will be both of them then
The only time I crave
I
would have to admit
The
company of a man
Is
when he owns it
A man who is sensitive and caring
Good
looking and also charming
Is
impossible to find in the end
Because
he already has a boyfriend