I thought of how good she looked in black
When I saw her
approaching
And anticipated the
removal of the Green dress
I thought of how good she looked in black
When I saw her
approaching
And anticipated the
removal of the Green dress
Are you wearing worn out drawers?
Well, I think it’s
something certain
You may put on a very
good show
But your riches have
gone for a burton
And despite every
outwardly sign
It’s a case of “all
kippers and curtains”
Are you wearing Mormon garments?
The ones like cool
white milk
Are they supposed to
be sacred?
Or something of that
ilk
Or to preserve your
modesty
In sensual soft
shimmering silk
Are you wearing silk
drawers?
I only ask you as I
can see
That you appear to be
the victim
Of an elastic deficiency
And if you combine
that
With the force of
gravity
They are around your
ankles
You may think it a
catastrophe
But I would beg to
differ
Are you wearing an underskirt?
I can see it beneath
your hem
Oh, its imported silk,
is it?
Oh yes of course I
like them
Are you wearing a petticoat?
Are they were still in
vogue?
That’s delightful apparel
For a lascivious old rogue
Are you wearing an underslip?
Are you really by
thunder
Would you like to slip
out of it
Or should I just slip under
Are you wearing a look of contempt?
After my ham-fisted
clumsy attempt
Clearly, I can indeed
see that you are
After failing to
unhook that bloody bra
Are you wearing lace garters?
Answer me that one for
starters
Beneath your dress up
high
Around your black clad
thigh
Where the black sheath
is stopping
Where they are lacy at
the topping
Are there lacy garter rings
Sexily placed
decorative things
Please answer this one
for starters
Are you wearing lacy
garters?
A husband pays five hundred pounds
To get his wife a sheer
negligée
So, she thought she
should pose for him
As it was a lot of
money to pay
But decided to pretend
to wear the item
And then next day get
a refund on it
He looked on wide eyed
and said
“For the price they
could have ironed it”
The company who supplied
My wife’s enhanced
d-cup
Used Helium breast
implants
So, the company went
tits up
Are you wearing Cami-knickers?
Well might I ask the reason why?
Now they’re
deliciously sexy things
Though not really
appropriate on a guy
Are you wearing a strapless bra?
With tits the size of
yours
You’d have done better
Tucking then into your
drawers
Are you wearing a lace up corset?
All whale bone and
string
Oh, wow it looks
really sexy
But how do I get into
the thing?
Women’s silk Panties are Not
The best thing on earth,
According to a poll they are
Roses are Violet
Violets are
Lilac
Lilacs are
Roses
And she
wants then back
Are you wearing Primark pants?
Don’t you think that a
little drastic?
You don’t want, on you
wedding day
To be let down by
cheap elastic
Are you wearing a bra?
It doesn’t look as if
you are
I think underneath
your shirt
Your breasts are free
and pert
And clearly if they
are
Then you don’t need to
wear a bra
I love the 18-30 hols
Making out with the
foreign dolls
Some of them are just
a bit flirty
Some of them are just
plain dirty
Some of them are
straight laced
Some of them are just
two faced
And tell you No to
your face
Then you see to their
disgrace
They don’t have any
underwear
Wearing nothing at all
down there
Zonda pantaloon, uden
undies
Nashi cami, fuera
frillies
Bez briefs, No hose,
senza smalls
Nicht knicks, Sans
pants, bugger all
No thongs, panties or
bloomers,
No knickers, big pants
or drawers
Ilman, Gan, Sin, Uten,
Utan, without
The dirty little
minx’s are wearing nout
I just walked into my bedroom,
Which was littered with crap
And tripped over a discarded bra
I was floored by my own booby trap