BRITISH LADS ABROAD

 

British lads abroad

On the pull

Like what they see

With undiscerning eye

Out to play

Looking for an easy lay

On another 18-30 holiday

 

BRITISH GIRLS ABROAD

 

British girls abroad

Fake tanned

Everything on display

Easy virtue

Easy lay

Begging for it?

Gagging for it?

Looking for it?

Perhaps not

But they know the way

SUMMER GIRLS

 

Summer girls

Glistening with suntan oils

Clad in bikinis

On yellow sunlit soils

And how the suitor

Athletically toils

To catch their eye

And so, take the spoils

18-30 HOLS

 

I love the 18-30 hols

Making out with the foreign dolls

Some of them are just a bit flirty

Some of them are just plain dirty

Some of them are straight laced

Some of them are just two faced

And tell you No to your face

Then you see to their disgrace

They don’t have any underwear

Wearing nothing at all down there

Zonda pantaloon, uden undies

Nashi cami, fuera frillies

Bez briefs, No hose, senza smalls

Nicht knicks, Sans pants, bugger all

No thongs, panties or bloomers,

No knickers, big pants or drawers

Ilman, Gan, Sin, Uten, Utan, without

The dirty little minx’s are wearing nout