ARE YOU WEARING A BLACK BODY STOCKING?

 

Are you wearing a black body stocking?

No I can assure you my tone is not mocking

And though the view may be thought shocking

It will certainly bring admirers flocking

I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS # 5

 

I have many questions

That are not in my own environ

What’s underwear called if its

The only thing that you have on

ARE YOU WEARING A CONTROL BODY?

 

Are you wearing a control body?

It’s shaped you very well clearly

But what I want to know is

What shape are you really?

ARE YOU WEARING NYLON PANTS?

 

Are you wearing nylon pants?

There can be no other explanation

Because every time you get aroused

It affects the TV reception

ARE YOU WEARING WORN OUT DRAWERS?

 

Are you wearing worn out drawers?

Well, I think it’s something certain

You may put on a very good show

But your riches have gone for a burton

And despite every outwardly sign

It’s a case of “all kippers and curtains”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WEARING TIGHTS?

 

“How long have you been wearing tights?”

I asked him as we got changed for cricket

He smiled at me ruefully and then replied

“Since my wife found them in my pocket”

ROSES ARE VIOLET

 

Roses are Violet

Violets are Lilac

Lilacs are Roses

And she wants then back

ARE YOU WEARING A UNION SUIT?

 

Are you wearing a union suit?

Well not exactly a source of phwors

It’s just an un-sexy combination

Of a vest and long drawers

But joined together like a romper suit

The addition of the trap doors

Makes it a little more exciting

I think I’d like to go through yours

ARE YOU WEARING A GARTER BELT?

 

Are you wearing a garter belt?

That would make my resistance melt

You’ll be a sight to enhance and bolster

Wearing a dirty gunslingers holster