MY NIECE LOVES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

My niece loves the Easter Bunny

But she won’t say Happy Easter

When she wears her Bunny Ears

She likes to say Hoppy Easter

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CRAZY BUNNY

 

The difference between a crazy Bunny

And counterfeit currency

Is simple really, one is a mad bunny

While the other is bad money

HOT CROSS BUNS

 

I’ve always loved hot cross buns

But they give me heartburn

You can eat one and it’s gone

But like the Lord they return

SO WHICH CAME FIRST

 

So which came first

What do you reckon?

The chocolate egg

Or the chocolate chicken

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER SWEATER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter sweater?

It’s one of the hand knitted ones

Though I’m not a fan of novelty knitwear

I can ogle your hot crossed buns

LET’S GET THIS STRAIGHT ONCE AND FOR ALL # 1

 

Let’s get this straight once and for all

Easter does not commemorate the time

When Jesus hid eggs in the gardens

Of Gethsemane for the disciples to find

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER JUMPER?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Jumper?

Well, its contents look rather bumper

But you really don’t need a bigger size

It fits them perfectly if I may apprise

THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1

 

The best Easter actor of all time

Is something of an acting hero

And there can only be one winner

And that would be Rabbit De Niro

I FORGOT TO GET BUNS ON THE SHOPPING

 

I forgot to get buns on the shopping

And when I got home my wife had a fit

But she soon calmed down as there’s

No need to get Hot and Cross about it

WHAT DOES THE EASTER BUNNY

 

What does the Easter Bunny

Get for himself

For making a basket?

Two points, like anyone else.

IT'S SAD THAT IN DEMOCRATIC AMERICA

 

It's sad that in Democratic America

That Black Friday gives them more of a lift

Than Good Friday, as they are more

Interested in bargains than the greatest gift