IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL ABOUT CORONA VIRUS

 

If you receive an email about Corona Virus

Claiming that it’s spread by Tinned Ham

The government have stated categorically

You should ignore it because it’s just Spam

DING DONG EMAIL

 

If you get an email with Ding Dong

In the subject, delete it without hesitation

As it will be from the Jehovah’s Witnesses

Working from home for the duration

SPAM ON THE HIGH SEAS

 

Not even Pirates are immune to spam

And are subject to regular assault

Asking “Have you been involved

In a shipwreck that wasn’t your fault”

SPAM, SPAM AND MORE SPAM

 

I keep getting spam emails

From Ms Fatal Attraction

Who is a bored housewife

Looking for some hot action

With a younger man, if poss

So, if I keep receiving her siren-ing

I might just reply to her

Then I can send her my ironing