The stress of being a teenager
Do you remember?
Especially the instant
arousals
Of the little member
The slightest thought
Of a sexual nature
Instantly breathed
life
Into your little creature
Your heart starts
pumping
And the blood surges
To feed the beast
On sexual urges
All of which
Was fine and dandy
Providing of course
you had
Your girlfriend handy
Or some privacy
Then there was no
issue
Providing of course
you had
A supply of tissue
Not so helpful
If you’re out walking
Or with your granny
Sat small talking
In any place
That you couldn’t
touch
That I’m afraid
I didn’t like much
Like on the bus
Or on the train
When a girl gets on
And oh no not again
