I don’t want Swine flu
So, no more pork for
me
I don’t want Bird flu
So, no chicken
fricassee
I don’t want mad cow
disease
So, no more Beef for
me
I don’t want
Salmonella
So, no dippy eggs for
tea
With mercury in the
water
I will no longer eat
fish
There is pollution in
the air
So, I’ll eat no bird
related dish
I cannot eat any type
of fruit
Because of
insecticides
And all vegetables are
out
Because of the herbicides
So, I am at a loss now
To know what I can eat
There is of course
chocolate
But then what would be
my treat?
