KEEP FAT

 

I’ve just seen myself in the mirror

And it’s clear I need to get thinner

But if I join a gym they tell me

I will feel the benefits immediately

Their fitness plan like as not

Will take me from shot to hot

From porker to corker

From chunk to hunk

From duff to buff

But in order for me to see my toes

I just need to pay them through the nose

So rather than try to get thinner

I will just stop looking in the mirror