Sunday, 13 February 2022

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 18

 

There was a little girl,

Who had a little curl,

Growing in the middle of her chest

With the sunlight on her

It looked like a comma

That punctuated her pert little breasts

 

(Little girl in this case refers to stature and not age, so stop composing a complaint already)

 

(Not really a nursery rhyme I know

So sorry to the fans of Longfellow)

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