I was driving in my car
At a constant speed
On my left was a valley
Which looked very deep indeed
On my right was a fire engine
Matching my speed
In front was a huge pig
The same size as my car
Which I couldn’t overtake
Behind me but not very far
Was a helicopter flying low
Matching the speed of my car
We all hurtled along at
At the same velocity
When I heard my wife
Shouting at me very loudly
“Get off the Merry-Go-Round
You’re pissed Harvey”
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