Having heard the news about the job losses and general cutbacks at the BBC I thought you might be interested in seeing this leaked BBC document from Dame Leslie to her underlings or department heads that found it way into me possession.
Beneath the BBC logo it is sub headed BIG BUDGET CUTS.
We need to make economies or
that’s your bonus gone and the cars.
LAVATORIES, it would be preferable if staff could hold it until they get home but if they must use our facilities they should not flush every time they go, one in three is ample and they only need to wash one hand.
CLEANING SERVICES will be cut
and staff will need clean their own offices and studios or get someone to do it
for them, the public school boys will know what that means.
CATERING, teabags should be
shared and all vending machines, tea trolleys and canteens will only sell food
that’s past it sell by date your normally good for a week out of date anyway
and I think fresh sandwiches are overrated.
This is only the first salvo
in the war on waste.
Signed Dame Leslie Douglas
I expect her new catch phrase will be “glad not to have you on board”
I’ll keep you posted if I get any more.
No comments:
Post a Comment