A mortician was working late one night
His
job was to check that all was right
He
examined the dead bodies unhurried
Before
they went to be cremated or buried
As
he examined Mr. Schwartz’s body
The
mortician made an amazing discovery
It
was when he stripped the body to clean
He
had the longest penis he’d ever seen!
"Sorry,
Mr. Schwartz", said the mortician
"But
I cannot send that off for cremation
It
simply has to be saved for posterity."
And
so, he removed it with a little surgery
He
stuffed the huge penis into his briefcase
And
took it home to show his wife Grace
"I
have something to show you my dear
Something
that you won't believe I fear,"
And
slowly he opened up his briefcase
“Oh
god! Schwartz is dead!" screamed Grace
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