“Let’s furnish our new home” said
A
couple who were newly wed
Whilst
they were bargain hunting
When
they were out shopping
They
found a mirror quite unusual
Which
the owner said was "magical"
After
some considerable deliberation
The
mirror became an acquisition
Once
home they decided to secure
The mirror on their bedroom door
One-day the young wife decided
To
test the mirror out and said
"Mirror,
mirror on the door
Make my breasts size forty-four"
Nothing happened initially
Then
a puff of smoke suddenly
And
lo and behold it came true
Her
breasts had indeed grew
She
ran to show her husband
Who
groped them with each hand
He
was amazed to see they’d grown
And
decided on a wish of his own
So,
the husband then decided
And
looking in the mirror he said
"Mirror,
mirror on the door
Make my manhood touch the floor."
Nothing happened initially
Then
a puff of smoke suddenly
And
with a sound like a cough
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