WALK ABROAD

 

I’ve been to places far and wide

And had to put my prejudice aside

I’ve done many things to survive

To keep my body and soul alive

I once played a game of snooker

In a place called Banyaluca

I fought a Sumo wrestler and won

In the land of the rising sun

I dated a girl who was very loud

In the land of the long white cloud

I played table tennis or ping-pong

In the territories of Hong Kong

Suffered the Welsh and their grumbles

While holidaying in the mumbles

And got a case of Delhi belly

While on a short visit to Tripoli

But no matter where I have gone

I've always been rained upon