Why did the chicken go to the séance?
Rather than stay where
he resides
The reason he went to
the séance
Was so he could reach
the other side
Tuesday, 13 June 2023
WHY DID THE CHICKEN GO TO THE SÉANCE?
MY CROSS EYED TEACHER WAS DISMISSED
My cross eyed teacher was dismissed
The governors have no
scruples
They said it wasn’t
her disability
But that she couldn't
control her pupils
I HAD A FRIEND WHO VEHEMENTLY OPPOSED
I had a friend who vehemently opposed
All forms of parental
discipline
Which was all well and
good until she snapped
And put her son in a
rubbish bin
WHAT TO CALL CORONAVIRUS
The WHO don’t like
Asian Virus or Chinese
Flu
So, what to call
Coronavirus?
Covid 19 won’t do
Wuhan Virus? I think
not
So, I’m calling it
Kung Flu
MY POETIC LICENSE
Something has happened
That I don’t think is
nice
Because my poetic
license
Has been revoked,
Twice
THE GIANTS GRANDLY FEAST
In their great dominion
And the favourite
delicacy
Among them is pickled
minions
ARE YOU WEARING GROWNUP CLOTHES?
Are you wearing grownup clothes?
No! My youth is not done
Growing up is for trees
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