AS WE WALKED THROUGH THE TOWN

 

As we walked through the Town

We heard “Hello” from everyone we’d meet

Which I thought was very strange at the time

Then I realised it was the Hi street

WE HAVE TWO HIGH STREET STORES

 

We have two high street stores

To shop for an electric blanket

I think it’s a terrible idea because

It will cause a heated rivalry I bet

NICE BIRTHDAY

 

My wife wanted something nice

For her birthday,

So I was happy to oblige

But come the day she was so upset

With the gift box with

Packets of biscuits inside

MUSIC MAG

In a music magazine, I read

That Pop is dead

Then I heard myself say

“Are Snap and Crackle ok”

WHERE IS ANCHORAGE

 

Today my friend asked me about

Anchorage and specifically where

I said, “I didn't know, however

my wife might know, I'll ask her”

I LIKE TO READ CRIME FICTION

 

I like to read crime fiction

Or detective solving tomes

My latest is a lucky sleuth

He’s called Sheerluck Holmes

TAKE AS DIRECTED

 

My Doctor told me to

Take two tablets four times a day

That probably explains

Why I was arrested at the mall today