FAMILY BIOLOGY

 

I had to be brought up by

My non bio family

As my biological parents

Gave me a rash sadly

21ST CENTURY NURSERY RHYME # 441

 

In the well-known Nursery Rhyme

The Grand old Duke of York

Was a manic-depressive chap

Because when he was up, he was up

SIGHTS, SOUNDS, SMELLS, TASTE AND TOUCH # 4

 

Sights, sounds, smells, taste, and touch

It’s funny the things that cause the memories to arise

When all of a sudden memory of my sister flood back

It’s Cilla Black, Port and Lemon and Devon Skies

ARE YOU WEARING EXTENSIONS?

 

Are you wearing extensions?

Well I hesitate to mention

The extensions to your hair

Don’t really attach down there

PHIL LYNOTT LOST HIS FAVOURITE FISH

 

Phil Lynott lost his favourite fish

And searched for it wide and far oh

When he found it he took it home,

Now he keeps his fishy in a-jar-o

I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS # 3

 

I have many questions

That are not my bailiwick

Why isn’t there a shorter

Word for monosyllabic

THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 3

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will keep me in the quiz

Like, if love is supposed to be blind,

Why is lingerie as popular as it is?